Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Wanted: Kid Entertainer

Kid Entertainer/nose wiper wanted. Hours: 4:30-5:30pm daily. Pay: A seat at the dinner table. Duties include: keeping children from melting down and clinging to my legs during dinner preparation. Send resume to Stephanie, start date ASAP.

2 comments:

kidzdayz said...

My advice... find a girl - 8-10 years old and pay her a dollar a day or something. I'm not kidding. I had a neighbor when the kids were that age and her mom was happy to have her entertained for the hour and my kids LOVED having her now and then! Not to mention having a mom who didn't dissolve into tears every night at dinner as one more non-meal was served up:)

tiburon said...

I recommend a cage.